Christmas Special 2022 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

Agree with Horne, generous walk

Priceless arguing of definitions - wonderful fun. Thanks for all the laughs, hope you all had a great Christmas and find time for NMJ in 2023 for all of us BTL. Great encore too !

You can see captain rik's hair in every picture 😆

Absolutely brilliant! Merry Christmas to you all 🥰

NO MORE
SNOW
CAROLS
SLEIGH BELLS
BAUBLES
GIFT WRAP
LAST MINUTE SHOPPING
CHRISTMAS DINNERS
BRUSSELS SPROUTS
REINDEER
WISE MEN
EGGNOG
CHRISTMAS TREES
HOLLY + IVY
ADVENT CALENDARS
WREATHS
MISTLETOE
FAIRY LIGHTS
SECRET SANTAS
WASSAILS
SANTA CLAUS / FATHER CHRISTMAS / SAINT NICHOLAS / KRIS KRINGLE
YULE LOGS
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
SCROOGES
ARGUING WHETHER DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS FILM
ARGUING WHETHER STAY ANOTHER DAY BY EAST 17 IS A CHRISTMAS SONG
LUMPS OF COAL
MULLED WINE / CIDER
GINGERBREAD FIGURES
NUTCRACKERS
NATIVITIES
SNOWMEN
MINCE PIES
JOCKEYS

Fantastic episode. Oddly, when you think about it, not the first time this year Watto's got his sack out during an episode.

Key refusing to accept that one can have one's head in Crawley is the most controversial sporting event since the Bodyline series.

Gave to Crisis - thanks for all the fun this year, ATL.

Key: "Victoria Wood"
Horne: "Would what?"
Key: "Victoria would know who to play".
Also..
Key: "One of these days, Horne, you're going to see a new thing in life and not focus purely on the font".
Having a post-Christmas re-watch and cracking up at the nonsense all over again...

superb as ever - never stop

What a game this is

What is this game? Don't get it!

Tim Quay looks like Robert De Niro (while waiting)

That was a generous walk

Mark volunteering to put his head in the sack is internalised bullying.

👐 there will be blood

I've been watching this for 25 minutes now and I have no fucking idea what they're on about.

If you've got a stick/boom stand you can put the cam in the middle of the display without obscuring the display too much, and that way it looks like you are looking directly at them .

Stewart Lee is 100% pears, just like Pear Cider.

I think if Tim described images as interpretations in our heads.... Often our eyes take reflections and lights to form an image, but we also can have images created in our minds from audio input. Think about listening to the archers, or a piece of music from a film, images flood your mind!
I thought about the old 'late night poetry' when he said Christie. Great episode.
Merry Christmas

Key is completely out of control.

Watto almost saying Aksac with his head IN A SACK.

Very tempted to jump on a train to Crawley now…

You can take your head TO Crawley. Struggle to get your head INSIDE Crawley, is I think the point Key was making.

Thank you for this! So many laughs.

looking forward to this chaps - James, what about what now ?

must be some crossed wires, cuz, seriously

I found about this game a couple hours ago. I'm Brazilian and don't know about 80% of the people named by the trio but they're so funny, I'm almost always confused but amused

Key in full Vicky Pollard mode is pretty funny.

I would absolutely not mind a full game featuring Rachel, if not as a fourth player then at least as adjudicator. 👩‍⚖️

Horne's green drink is upsetting.

when's the next jockeys ya big bunch of dinks?

I just got that 'T.A.' is Taskmaster's Assistant 🤯

What I love about the Bridget Christie discussion is we find out Mark & Alex don't listen to Tim's radio show.

Still waiting for the new ones(

Merry Christmas 🎄

Who do you get at Christmas? Please, in 2023, let the answer once again be Key, Watto and Horne! @NoMoreJockeys

A friend of mine works in a newsagents in Orkney and he heard that for the Christmas they are working on a documentary about NMJ. Chronicling the intense training, the rivalries and the accusations of drug use in the sport. I hope its true, it would be amazing to see behind the curtain of the world's best athletes.

when you think about it, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if there was a surprise episode for christmas this year

These are like a fever dream and nothing less than what I'd expect from the horndog

When do we get more?!

WE NEED a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023 PRETTY PLEASE SIRS !!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏🙏

Hoping for another this Xmas! Watching this on Xmas last year was great (and ive watched a dozen times since!)

If u guys don't do one this year i WILL cry

It really would be lovely if this returned, even if it was brief!

sooooo when does set 6 start...?

It would be awesome if (big if) judd trump saw this...

Where are you guys?

Horne having a beef with a font--don't mind it

It's a Christmas surprise! Thanks for watching our silly game. Have a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. x