[Signalis] I own a BW-5 Nitro Express Rifle for home defense

Ich besitze ein BW500-Nitro-Express-Gewehr für die Heimverteidigung, denn genau das hatte der große Revolutionär beabsichtigt.
Eine Replika mit einem orangefarbenen Brustpanzer brach in meine Einrichtung ein. "Was zum Teufel?" Als ich mir mein Taschenlampenmodul und mein Elefantengewehr schnappe.
Ein Loch in der Größe eines Golfballs durch die erste Elster bläst, ist sie auf der Stelle tot.
Richte meinen Revolver auf die zweite Elster und verfehle sie völlig, weil sie stumpfsinnig ist und die nahegelegene Eule erwischt.
Ich muss mit einem leistungsstarken Bergbaulaser auf die Mynah am oberen Ende der Treppe zurückgreifen. „Tally ho jungs“, der Laser zerfetzt die dritte Elster in der Explosion, das Geräusch und zusätzliche Granatsplitter lösen Sicherheitsalarme aus. Schnapp dir mein Messer und greife den letzten verängstigten Rapscallion an. Sie verblutet, während sie auf das Eintreffen der Star-Einheit wartet, da Replikas Augenwunde nicht genäht werden kann.

So wie es der große Revolutionär beabsichtigt hatte.

Oh it's beautiful

Amazing video! I love these SIGNALIS fan videos. Thank you for making these. :)

The weakest Eusan accountant:

My heart goes out for that Uler, someone pick up muh baby!

I like how this video is basically a loop

Oh
My
Gods...
This is most weird content on Signalis... Feels like I'm loosing some brain cells... 😅
Poor Elster))

I swear this is coppyposta has the longevity of rick roll.

I love that all Signalis fanart now uses the term 'sesbian'

Sir, this is a masterpiece.

ahahahah this video true masterpiece. i laughed so loud

i died at the sesbian alarm 😭

"If I'm robbin' a dude and he calls me a ruffian, bro I'm just walkin' back out the door"

As you can see, Adler CLEARLY hates women

BEST CHARACTER! 🗣🗣🗣

insert homelander meme: Perfect. It's Perfect.

is this from something?

I belive this is false propaganda

Haha, you made my day Mate. Awesome!

Adler seems to be the biggest punching bag but also the favorite guy of the Signalis' fandom.

Is... is that Rotfront in the golfball-sized hole or am I too deep in the sauce?

im glad i ended the cycle first playthrough
they really get out of hand

"miss her entirely and nails the protektor's kolibri"

I will never stop laughing at the SESBIAN ALARM

the BW-5 is such an excessively powerful gun its hilarious, firstly the calibre is 16mm, which is larger than 50 BMG used in anti-material rifles, secondly the bullet is made of tungsten carbide, which is the same material used in tank rounds, and lastly its tipped with PTFE which even further enhances its armour piercing capability like it didnt have enough already. i cant fathom why they would possibly need a rifle this powerful in a facility unless they were planning for a tank to suddenly break in

You know Adler was out of breath running up to the MHNR unit

No matter the universe, species or religion they all say the same.
"What the devil!?"

i love that due to the cyclic nature of the game and how reality is supposed to degrade and become more distorted with each incarnation, that this is entirely possibly canon

"Hey, I'm just exercising my second amendment rights here, ya fuckin' communist!"

Magnificent! I totally buy it

I wonder if the cycle could have ended sooner if not for his meddling

Mentally Stable Adler!

THAT'S NOT FUCKING ORANGE

Imagine if there is a second dude there it will be very funny ngl

where did you get the maps?

that elevator shaft didn't get full by itself

Adler your probably the type of clown that accidentally shoots the celing as you try to demonstrate the rifle. Quit acting like you know what tour taking about😅

well meme'd

And what is the music in the background? Can someone please tell me

I beat this game half a year ago and was mentally cooked, then this randomly came up on my feed and immediately i wanted to play the game again, which resulted in me being cooked yet again in record speeds.

Rose engine's biggest omission is not making a boss fight with Adler

Watched this more than once

All these Signalis shitposts are so well made it's almost curing the depression the game gave me.

Great animation, also you get extra rationmarks for getting a voice actor to do the voice instead of AI.

I know everyone laughs at Adler, but he's got an insane Elster K/D ratio

I was watching the Video: Cycle -̴̀͗5̶͊̓7̵̑͠-̴̈́̅, almost in tears and next the algorithm show me this...
I love this fandom

Wait you can pick up that rifle?!

NO SESBIAN LEX!!!
BONK

I feel like the Sesbian Alarm would basically be useless considering it'd be active at all times in the facility.

this is my comfort video lmao. i watch it whenever im sad

and on the third day God created the BW-5 Nitro Express Rifle so that men can fight the flesh.....and the sesbians, amen...