The CHRISTIANS of Instagram Reels

Christians make me incredibly mad :)

Congratulations for going live ! I'll never see you since I'm living in France, but I'm sure it's great ! Very happy for you !

hi, so instantly yes, i do love listening to you ramble about pointless topics on my little phone screen

As a Christian I don’t understand the logic behind hating the lgbtq community because God is love and he wouldn’t want us to hate others just because of who they choose to love. Also if they hate you because you love Jesus, that’s fine. But if they hate Jesus because of then you’re misguiding them and that’s a problem.

Ok the cross shaped Christmas tree threw me for a loop 😅 These people legit scare me 😳

That is not even true, Halloween has nothing to do with witches. Halloween originated from the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, which marked the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter, believed to be a time when the barrier between the living and the dead was thin. Bonfires and costumes are lit and worn to ward off ghosts during this festival, a tradition that evolved over 2,000 years ago. Today, Halloween has turned into a worldwide celebration incorporating various customs, including trick-or-treating and jack-o-lanterns. No drinking witches or baby blood

honestly idk why ppl hating on lgbt, since... if god made me, and gave me such kind of attraction, why... didn't he get rid of it? idk. it dont make no sense

Your haircut says: I'm 47 years old and Welcome to 1987!

Only in the USA.....😂

Your hair is just awesome and gets more so each video!

i don't mean to be rude but watching someone telling unseen entities to get out of their house, especially when they are entering through the radio or tv is very much like irl watching someone with chronic untreated schizophrenia, just a bit calmer ... :( very sad ... hope they are just grifting ... that is how these persones act sometimes ...

the funniest thing about chrisitans (as a religious person myself) is that they keep whining about everyone falling for the devil when infact their worship of the cross and their worship of jesus is a sin influenced by the devil already. The biggest sin is to put partners next to god, worshipping the cross is adultery , it's like how the followers of Moses, when moses left them for a short time, suddenly started praying to a golden statue of a calf. It gets even more interesting when you figure out how modern christianity was even formed, the fact that christmas was banned from alot of christian countries until 1845 and how christmas was even established. Oh well

I fight fire with fire. There is a cult close to me that does this weird "cast out thy demons" randomly at me, and I'm, not their cup of tea. Once I was so tired of them trying to "cast out my demons" I started preaching back "In the name of Lady Gaga, Chapell Roan and RuPauls Dragrace I declare be gone, preacher of boring wardrobes" or something like that. The confusion was funny until they just got louder.
I don't even know what they want at this point.

the only christian adjacent thing I stan is Oscar from Cafae Latte

If those people started to randomly do a sermon in the uk at best someone would scream at them to stfu

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 as usual kai you have ripped my sides apart

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SM I MISSED YOU

I'm an atheist, i will take my chance going to hell if it means not associated with those loud-mouth, obnoxious and cringey Christians on social-media.

i'm convinced that people like this are genuinely on something and are tryna use god to cover it up. either that or they're literally just crazy and hearing the voices

Always makes me wonder - do they actually believe in their God? If their God is all powerful, all knowing and always has a bigger plan - then why do they feel the need to come to me and either convert me or call me a witch for enjoying esoteric and occult things? Like, isn't your God just gonna sort me out, then? If you have faith he'll take care of it and enlighten me, then step back, YOU DON'T NEED TO 🤦🏽‍♀️😑

Mage Funky, I would absolutely come see your show if only I lived on the same continent as you but sadly, I do not :(

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NOT THE LITTLE BABY BBQ, DOWN IN HELL ! LOL

Funky's music always unironically slaps I beg of you to one day start a channel for it or something FR

New vid!!!!!

As a Christian who’s doing a lot of introspection on this religion. This is just embarrassing, the people who were featured in this are literally false profits, and making a fool of themselves and an entire religion.

It just makes me so sad ‘cause of the impressionable minds that they reach, and the values they teach are so dangerous.

I just wish more Christians understood that Jesus called us to love, not judge.

when youre so fucking sensitive about being a christian that you turn off imagine dragons, probably the safest and most christian indie rock group in the mainstream, because they said the word demon. soooooo you gonna turn off trump yet for raping little kids? or is there a verse in the bible that says old white men can rape little kids? yeah i remember when jesus sat down with 2 fish and a loaf of bread and instead of sharing his wealth of food with everyone despite having so little, he chose to hoard it all, threatened to kick all the non jews out of his land, attacked a woman and called her a man for not being pretty enough to him, then demanded the village daughters from his friend apostile epstein. after that he went on to appoint ceasar, who was busy in the bath chambers with his "helper" boy, to be the attorney general.

My favourite Bible verse is Matthew 6:1-8. These influencers should really read it once:

“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

me an atheist: guess ill belive now? 🤷

The binding of Isaac mentioned!! 🤩 Honestly my fave Saturday morning combo, FFB video booted up and a bit of gaming. Bliss ✌🏻

I honestly couldn’t stop staring at your beautiful hair the whole video

Crossfit, get Ripped like Jesus!

Christianity is probably the religion with the most psychotic believers.

Devil spider man I'd love that and it probably happened with mephesto

if you ever find yourself thinking "no way anyone watches this" go back to the election results and remind yourself that 57% of americans are angry racist bigotted assholes who need all this jesus in their life to make up for all the screaming at the starbucks barista their 50 yr old ass just did after she didnt take him up on his offer to run away with him and mentioned shes 17 anyways

I was raised Christian (I don’t know what denomination) and now I’m a practicing Hellenistic Polytheist (meaning I worship the Greek gods/spirits/titans). It has been the most relieving experience of my life! Of course everyone is entitled to believe whatever they want :)
There is so much fear-mongering within modern Christianity. I was told that if I even QUESTIONED the workings of Christianity, I was told that God would be FOREVER mad at me. It scared me so mad as a kid!

Wait till the Christians find out a majority of their beliefs and holidays are stolen and repackaged from other faiths

A girl from my school always gets annoyed when I mention that I am not religious. She keeps asking me questions on how I think the world works and like wth how am I supposed to know? There are just so many religions out there that it's impossible to say ONE is right. These beliefs have been here since ancient times and they have been always changing over and over again. How can you say that one religion is correct and all others are wrong? Of course, everyone can believe in whatever they want since that JUST MY OPINION on things. Many of my friends are christian and I respect that! I'm just saying what I think. Anyway, that girl has stopped doing that recently and I SO happy about it. Love you!

i missed you funky! i hope you are doing well!

these videos give off the energy of my mom speaking against the fact that i had demon characters in gacha life at the ripe age of 11 because it didn't fit mormon standards

"The devil wants you to think hes spiderman" i dont think im gonna be able to stop saying this