Simon B Cotter - Corporate Comedian (Corporate Entertainers)

i love the part about the bears! lol:P

ik his son

so do i

My wife got nervous when we went camping in Banff because there was a big sign about bears and it said "Bears are twice as likely to attack women than men because bears are attracted to women on their menstrual cycles. Bears are ATTRACTED to women on their menstrual cycles!? Brave bear. That's actually a pretty fair fight. You know... 1000-pound Grizzly.... 120-pound woman with cramps.... pretty much a fair fight. In fact, I'll put my money on her because I know the bear can't stay mad for 5 days.